Sex on beach with granny *** . Hubby likes to be vulgar with me when we are alone (it is how I learned to have such a foul mouth for you perverts), and so I've learned all kinds of amazing new expressions... enjoy... bearded-clam, fur-hamburger, and... the vertical smile. The vertical smile is a happening best apparent on a shaved cunt. My cunt is not consistently shaved, but when it is, hubby likes to admire it. Only before he makes me yank it open for the camera and you perverts. Or would you favor the two-finger-salute, around-the-hips-gaper, or the old fashioned two-fisted-spread?